Disney Villain Facts:
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Before recording “Poor Unfortunate Souls”, Pat Carroll asked Howard Ashman to sing the song one more time to get it right. He obliged, and as he sang he added little spoken ad-libs that Carroll then incorporated into her performance. Some of these included Ursula saying “Pathetic” at the mer-couple she conjures up as an example, and the line “Life’s full of tough choices, innit?”

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

i just looked outside and i was actually legitimately freaked out by the rising sun i need to sleep THE SUN SCARED ME FUCK

Apr 24 
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

oh

yeah

makes sense

I admit we knew we’d get in trouble. That part’s true. We knew people would be worried, and we still ran away, anyway. But something also happened, which we didn’t do on purpose. When we first met each other, something happened to us.

Q: (( if we're pointing fingers about the face wash post don't even get me going i went to cosmetology school for two years and i still have no clue how 2 help you with that besides i make my own face wash i'll send you some you need no cleanser prior )) but no that's v good i can accept that i luv u enough to the point where if i shave part of my head i will let you touch it like how natalie is doing in that gif bc friendship -chippedcup

"you need no cleanser prior" oh my god i’m laughing way too hard ALSO YOU HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN YEAH SEND ME SOME PLEASE but oh my god no first you need to come see me FORGET ABOUT HEAD TOUCJIN (although omg aw i love you I WOULD LITERALLY BE TOUCHING YOUR SKULL) JUST COME SEE ME TO SEE ME YOU’LL GET TO SEE MY RIDICULOUS ROOMMATES AND IGGY IS COMING IN A MONTH COME WITH MEEEE